If you've arrived on this page and you (sort of) look like the person to your right, you might just be the girl of my dreams.

If you've been sent here by a friend and haven't read the story yet, please, read it here. If you've already read it and didn't find it creepy enough tonot get in contact with me then that's absolutely fantastic. The girl of my dreams would never find me creepy, anyway.

So if you'd like to drop me an email (I'd love it, considering we're probably going to spend the rest of our lives together) then you can find my email address below. Tell me a little bit about yourself: your age, your height, hobbies, if you've ever actually encountered a horde of zombies. You know, the usual.

If it's possible to attach a photograph (nothing filthy) then please do so. I don't want to waste my time emailing someone that actually looks like Mickey Rourke.