Skip to content

Monthly Archives: April 2009

A quick note

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I’ve been following old leads around the country for the past few weeks with very little luck. My total bank balance (including credit card debt) is now at -£4,332. Wonderful.
Also, if you think you know the girl and and she lives in Mexico then please hold off emailing me for a couple of weeks. Thanks.

Filed in Uncategorized | | Comments (24)

Jake and Ryan

Friday, April 3, 2009

I waited for two hours for the girl and she didn’t turn up. Want to know why? Here’s an email from ‘Caroline’:
Ha ha, i cant believe yyou actually went to amsterdam. you really are a loser. get a life you muppet.
love jake and ryan
xxx
So, yeah. The girl I went to meet turned out to be [...]

Filed in updates | Tagged | Comments (36)