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Richard and Judy

Still waiting

I keep receiving emails asking me why I haven’t updated my blog in over a month. People ask if I have given up my search? Have I gone and got a girlfriend, or a job?
The answer is no. It was always possible that my search could be a long one. It was never likely that [...]

Jake and Ryan

I waited for two hours for the girl and she didn’t turn up. Want to know why? Here’s an email from ‘Caroline’:
Ha ha, i cant believe yyou actually went to amsterdam. you really are a loser. get a life you muppet.
love jake and ryan
xxx
So, yeah. The girl I went to meet turned out to be [...]

Holland

In a bit of a rush as I have to catch my ferry in about 50 minutes, but I’m going to meet a girl who emailed me from Amsterdam. Again, fingers crossed.

Spain

It’s 2:20AM and I returned home about an hour ago after possibly the worst week of my life. Last Thursday I received a promising email from a girl in Vitoria-Gasteiz, Spain. Impulsively, I booked a ticket on a ‘minicruise‘ to Bilbao, which is about thirty minutes away from Vitoria-Gasteiz. Don’t let the word ‘minicruise‘ fool [...]

IOW

Okay, so things didn’t go quite to plan in America. I’m now back home on the Isle of Wight. Unfortunately, I have returned alone and about £3,500 down. I don’t even have a tan. In the short time that I’ve been searching, I’ve already learnt not to get my hopes up about finding her this [...]

NY

I have arrived safely in America. I feel a bit like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2; except Macaulay Culkin managed to fend off the criminals in New York and I almost certainly won’t.
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Thirteen

My flight leaves in thirteen hours and I’m starting to feel pretty nervous. I’ve been so busy over the past week I haven’t really had time to worry about anything, but as I sit here with my boarding pass in hand it has all got a bit real.
If it takes me a while to reply [...]

New York

I realise that I haven’t updated this blog with anything too exciting for a while now and I’d just like to assure you that I’m still actively looking for the girl of my dreams. It’s been over five months since I had my dream now, and any memory of the girl’s actual appearance has vanished. [...]

Not much to report on

Bloody freezing, isn’t it?
I just wanted to post an update to let you know that I’m still alive and still very much looking for the girl of my dreams. I’m getting less and less press coverage now, which is to be expected, I suppose. However, less coverage means less hits, as well as less chance [...]