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Merry Christmas

I give up.

Not dead

Hello. I’m very much alive, just in case you were worried. I realise I haven’t updated this in ages and I stopped approving comments a long time ago. I haven’t lost interest, things are just a bit rubbish at the moment. If you need to email me you can do so on adam[at]thegirlofmydreams.co.uk.

Sorry for the lack of updates.

X

Something incredible happened today.

I’ll explain more shortly.

Off to Germany

You know why.

Richard and Judy

Still waiting

I keep receiving emails asking me why I haven’t updated my blog in over a month. People ask if I have given up my search? Have I gone and got a girlfriend, or a job?

The answer is no. It was always possible that my search could be a long one. It was never likely that my soulmate would contact me straight away. For the past 6 weeks I have met four different girls that emailed me. Each girl was charming, but unfortunately not her.

I’ll try to update my blog more often, but unless something genuinely exciting happens I don’t really see much point. Just remember that I won’t give up. I’m going to find her. I promise.

Oh, and my debt stands at just under £5,000.

A quick note

I’ve been following old leads around the country for the past few weeks with very little luck. My total bank balance (including credit card debt) is now at -£4,332. Wonderful.

Also, if you think you know the girl and and she lives in Mexico then please hold off emailing me for a couple of weeks. Thanks.

Jake and Ryan

I waited for two hours for the girl and she didn’t turn up. Want to know why? Here’s an email from ‘Caroline’:

Ha ha, i cant believe yyou actually went to amsterdam. you really are a loser. get a life you muppet.

love jake and ryan

xxx

So, yeah. The girl I went to meet turned out to be a couple of guys from England winding me up.

I’m broke.

Holland

In a bit of a rush as I have to catch my ferry in about 50 minutes, but I’m going to meet a girl who emailed me from Amsterdam. Again, fingers crossed.

Spain

It’s 2:20AM and I returned home about an hour ago after possibly the worst week of my life. Last Thursday I received a promising email from a girl in Vitoria-Gasteiz, Spain. Impulsively, I booked a ticket on a ‘minicruise‘ to Bilbao, which is about thirty minutes away from Vitoria-Gasteiz. Don’t let the word ‘minicruise‘ fool you; it wasn’t glamorous. This was the cheapest way to get to Spain, costing just £68. After two long, uncomfortable, seasick, cabaret-filled nights, I arrived in Bilbao and I got a taxi to Vitoria-Gasteiz to meet the girl. It wasn’t her. After an awkward coffee, I got my taxi back to the port. However, the ferry wasn’t there. It turns out I had forgotten to set my watch to Spanish time and I had managed to miss my return journey by about 40 minutes.

My improvised journey back to England has been an unusual one. No, actually, scrap that; a painfully horrible one. I’m going to bed.